Get Stuck With The Stickmen

     For those folks who grew up with WXPN in the 80's, you definitely remember that phrase. But we aren't talking about the band today, no kids, we are talking about a new brewery. Stickman Brewery is located in the old Sly Fox building in Royersford. The front of the building became the Lucky Lab, which turns out wasn't that lucky after all. This Saturday afternoon at 1 however, Stickmen will open it's doors to a thirsty public. But if you try going in the old Lucky Lab doors, you're still out of luck. Here is a brief synopsis from this morning Facebook chat about a few things you need to be aware of.
" Hey there! Entrance in the back where the ramp and brown awning are. Eventually beer will be to go, but due to us experimenting (and still working out the kinks) with some champagne style carbonation in some of the bottles, and a general lack of inventory produced we can't do take out just yet. Cash and cards are both good for us! Thanks for the interest, we'll see you this weekend!"

       For those who haven't been over that way,  it will be on North 10th Avenue side .Next to the workout center. Beer distributor next door, with Primos and Veekoo nearby, this place is going to be a hit.

 PS Damn that Santa, looks like he came through this time....

 PSS Looks like anonymous owes me a beer or two

Clean Up In Aisle 5

     The very, very, very, very long overdue cleanup and additions have begun. Oh and that posting thing too. According to a New York Times Bestseller author , 2016 will be the return of the blogger. I was hoping for my liver and some foolish pride. I guess beggars can't be choosers. So, here I go once again, trying to be irrelevant in a relevant world, or something like that. The Axis Of Evil tab is ready for your inspection. Mostly local places from Kepler Mountain to Reading and onward to the Main Line. The thought of adding a Philly tab just scares me half to death.

Bad, Bad, Bad Santa

     There comes a time in life when you have to stop believing in childish ways. I have learned that lesson once again. Never trust a childhood idol. Especially one who was drinking too much and talking too much. The cold hard truth, The Fork And Ale will be open in January 2016,  with fingers and toes crossed. This guy however won't make it

Thanks to Buzzfeed

Beery Claus Comes To Douglasville

     So the other night I was talking to Santa, and he was ho, ho, hoeing and all that stuff, which got me to thinking, doesn't the Green Giant do that too. Have you ever seen the both of them in the same room? Is this the giants vacation job? Or does Santa lose a lot of weight going on a vegetable diet after pigging out on cookies and milk all winter? Anyway, so I  asked the big guy what I would get for Xmas. I guessed a new Lexus, cause I see that damn commercial every 15 minutes. He said ho,ho, ho, no. Then it must a BMW right? He said ho, ho, ho, no. If it's not a car, how bout Toyota Jan then? She looks like she would fit down my chimney right nice. Santa belched and said HO, HO, HO, NOOOOOO! You're not getting any presents, you have been naughty for the last 30 years! Say what Santa fucking Claus! Maybe Mrs. Claus would like to hear about that lost weekend in Belgium, which you claimed was a "new sled finding mission". Okay, okay, I was only kidding. Drinking this Mad Elf makes me a little crazy at times. But I am giving something really big this year, a present for a whole town.. A present for a whole town? Who gets a present for a whole town? But, they can't open till spring he says drooling over his suit. Santa, I hope Rudolph is driving, cause you are talking some crazy shit. And by the way, why in the hell do you have a sack full of forks and ales in your sleigh? Santa just smiled and said you'll see. You'll see. Just then his cellphone buzzed and I heard him exclaimed as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all and don't tell Mrs. Claus about tonight

Santa Blogger Came To Town

  Can you believe it? No really, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? That's right boys and girls and other assorted beings, The Last Bottle Left is back in business! Blogging Santa dropped off a brand new computer to the famed Kepler Mountain Resort and Casino, and let me tell you, this machine is faster than Superman, (unlike me of course).  The old Gateway is no more. She served me well for most of those 12 years, but all the blogging I did just wore her out.  :) So, hang on to your beers, cause I'm coming to get them!