Thursday, May 2, 2013

I Can't Drive Like I'm 55

     It's time to begin the 30th anniversary of turning 25. For those of you that skipped math class for those 12 long years in high school, that means I'm turning 55 or I as like to call it, fifty fucking five. Now I know if I said it once,  I've said it a thousand times, but it sure beats the alternative, an eternal dirt nap. So, with all that being said, I am pleased to announce the beginning of Bengel Beer Week. Or BBW for short. What does that mean for you, the beer geek, the average craft beer consumer, the bloggers and young attractive women with deep ties to breweries around the world? Absolutely nothing! But I did get your attention, if only for a moment or two. Besides, I a have a double date scheduled for next week on my birthday anyway with Kacie McDonnell from Fox 29 and Sheena Parveen from Channel 10. Cause I like my traffic and the weather on the fives. I'll be here all week ladies and germs. Seriously folks, it is always nice when everybody in the biz  schedules beer events for me. It's a lot less work for me, and I am all about that at birthday time, and hell,  for most times after that too. Just take a quick look of what be happening.

Last night a trip to Whole Foods in Devon for some much needed food and a Duclaw Black Lightening and a taste of PBC Blackzinger. Tonight a trip to ye olde CAH,  Friday a trip to Bistro on the Bridge for a Neshaminy Creek tap takeover. Sunday the granddaddy of them all, the goat races at Sly Fox or the beer and pee races, you make the call, then an late afternoon trip to Union Jacks for a Smuttynose event  Yep, it looking like one fine old time in the beer city and the weather couldn't be more perfect. But what about my birthday on Wednesday? What should I do, what should I do? Go to the city? Go to the suburbs? Go to someplace new or someplace old? Decisions, decisions...
                                                                     UPDATE!!
Crapola, I was misled, yeah, that's it. It looks like a doubleheader of fun on Sunday